MUCAS, a not so old photographer, with a lot of his gear... camera bodies, lenses, tripod etc.. went to a bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the him and asked ,
"Are you a real photographer?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life taking pictures - portraits, landscape, macro, life, supermodel black and white, infared - so I guess I am."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."
A little while later, a couple sat down next to MUCAS and asked him,
"Are you a real photographer?"
MUCAS replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian." ;-)
